Etymologists tell us the phrase “it’s a dog’s life” dates back to a 16th-century manuscript that references the once-wretched existence of our canine friends. But that was then, and this is now. Reporting from Market Watch tells us that “from 2013 to 2021, average pet spending per household in the U.S. increased 67%.” And the Boomer generation, specifically, is ready, willing, and able to drop some serious dough on their dogs–or dogues, as we like to call them at Vogue.
The lives of dogs today are closer to the lap of luxury—especially if you’re checking into any one of the below hotels that are not only pet-friendly, but veritable pet havens. So below, find our list of the most luxurious hotel pet amenities found at hotels across the country.
Afternoon Tea at the Plaza Hotel
New York, New York
For tourists and locals alike, having tea at the Palm Court is a rite of passage. The Plaza knows this, and they also know this extends to your pup—the hotel has been pampering pooches since it opened in 1907. Guests who opt for the Pampered Pup Package can expect their dogs to be presented with Evian-filled water bowls, a tea tower of pup-friendly macarons, a plush doggie bed, and a matching Plaza bathrobe which, per the website, ranges from XXS/XS (usually fits breeds like a Chihuahua) to XXL/XXXL (Husky Siberian, Rottweiler, German Shepherd, and the rest). Furthermore, it states: “If your pet’s size is not reflected in our inventory, we would be happy to make a custom order.” In short, Eloise will have nothing on your furbabies upon arrival at The Plaza.
Doggie Après-Ski at The Cloudveil
Jackson Hole, Wyoming
One of the joys of ski towns like Jackson Hole? Après-ski. Even for non-skiers, like, say, your pups. With this in mind, The Cloudveil, located on Jackson’s Town Square, offers a dog-friendly menu on its rooftop. In addition to a meal, your dog can imbibe Bowser Beer all before retiring to their Pendelton doggie bed.
Pet Psychics at Sky Rock Sedona
Sedona, Arizona
Will your dog love their trip to Sedona? Check into Sky Rock, a Tribute Portfolio Hotel, and its resident pet psychic could very well find out. Per the hotel, they’ve partnered with Maia Kincaid, Ph.D, and her apprentice, Lynette Murphy, for guests to book private pet psychic readings or partake in complimentary animal communication classes each Saturday evening. Even your “furry friend can get in on the Sedona woo-woo,” says a hotel pamphlet.
Private Shopping at Mandarin Oriental, Boston
Boston, Massachusetts
For the ultimate doggie experience in Boston, book The Pampered Pup Package at Mandarin Oriental, Boston. In addition to the “basics” of a dog sofa, treats, and a water dish, pets traveling through this property will also get some much-needed “me” time: a grooming experience at Pawsh dog salon on nearby Newbury Street, plus a private shopping consultation at Fish & Bone pet apparel boutique, where your pup and get fitted for some new garb. May we suggest a classic cable knit sweater that’ll look superb on any breed?
Pup Cabanas at Eau Palm Beach Resort & Spa
Palm Beach, Florida
Four-legged guests checking into Eau Palm Beach will be given a branded bandana for their stay upon arrival. They can then indulge in homemade dog treats by Eau Palm Beach Pastry Chef Keith Wallace and a walk by the beach. Should they prefer their humans to do the walking, the resort offers pet strollers—and if they’d like to enjoy the pool, there are outdoor pet tents in which dogs can luxuriate.
Pupapalooza at San Diego Mission Bay Resort
San Diego, California
Upon arrival to San Diego Mission Bay Resort, your four-legged travel companion’s name will get scrawled on a board in the lobby for all guests and hotel staff to know—think of it like a puppy marquee. At this laid-back spot, your dog can partake in a “Yappy Hour” before heading over to one of the many dog beaches nearby to catch the sunset. The hotel is also host to many pet-friendly events like the “Pupapalooza,” and regularly partners with local nonprofits like the San Diego Humane Society and The Animal Pad.
Forest Bathing at Paws Up
Greenough, Montana
With a name like Paws Up, it’s no surprise this luxury escape in Montana—steeped in Lewis & Clark history—welcomes four-legged guests to come and, well, put their paws up. At the 37,000-acre ranch, guests are assigned personal glamping butlers, but their pets are not overlooked either. The front desk takes care of dogs while their owners are on activities, and if you’d like to craft a more luxurious experience for your dog, there are plenty of options. Firstly, the dog forest bathing experience, during which Paws Up will take guests’ dogs out for a soothing hike. Secondly, your pup can join you at Spa Town’s sound bowl therapy; healing vibrations from pure crystal bowls are said to bring about inner serenity. Lastly, there is the 15-minute “Wag the Tail” massage offering, which comes complimentary with any 60-minute (human) spa service.
Doggie “Tunes” at the Hôtel Swexan
Dallas, Texas
At this family-owned boutique hotel in Uptown Dallas, Southern hospitality is not limited to human guests. Pet owners will find they’re set with all the accommodations their pups might need—a plush dog bed, treats, and dog room service, and then some. At Hotel Swexan (which is a fusion of Swiss and Texan, per the owners’ roots), there is a 24/7 dog walking service available and a “doggy playlist,” played via a veterinarian-approved Chewy Pet Acoustics speaker, which, per Chewy, provides calming, frequency-modified music that is clinically proven to reduce stress and calm your pups.
Puppy Robes at Lotte Hotel Seattle
Seattle, Washington
Given Seattle ranks among the top five most dog-populated US cities, leave it to the Lotte Hotel Seattle to roll out the red carpet for its doggie clientele. Guests who book the hotel’s Puppy Pampering Package can expect a dog bed, bowls for food and water, and, so that you can match your K9, a complimentary dog robe. Head to the concierge for an itinerary that includes dog-friendly parks, hiking trails, and outdoor restaurants.
A Dog-Friendly Jean-Georges Meal at The Mark
New York, New York
Checking in a plus one with four legs? Be sure to book the For Furry Friends experience at The Mark, and your pup will be presented with The Mark’s Woof Woof Kits, which include a The Mark doggy collar, leash, waste bags, and to-go water bowls. With a staff who will gladly walk your pet through nearby Central Park, The Mark also offers luxe day beds by Molly Mutt, signature water bowls, and custom placemats. But the real cherry on top (quite literally) is the food offering. Just take the “Spoiled Dog’s Menu” by Chef Jean-Georges, which is an in-room dining menu featuring gourmet bites and pet-friendly desserts.