I Hooked Up With a Celebrity: What Happened
We met in the glowing buzz of a packed comedy festival after-party in San Francisco. I was 23, fresh off a breakup—the BIG one—and ready to have meaningless sex with …
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Chastity Cages and Sex: What It’s Like
“Hey, I don’t mean to bother you but, uh, you were the girl doing cartwheels earlier, right?” some handsome guy asked, taking off his sunglasses to look me in the …
What It’s Really Like to Be a Phone Sex Operator
I’ve always had a vivid imagination. As a kid, I loved to play pretend. One day I was a schoolteacher, another a doctor or a clerk at an office supplies …
I Had Sex With My Friend’s Dad on Vacation
I met Maria* in the bathroom of a student bar that was blasting cheesy pop songs from the aughts. We struck up a tipsy conversation complimenting each other’s outfits and …
I Hooked Up With My Crush in a Stranger’s Basement at a Party
“Do you want to go to a bonfire tonight?” my crush texted me. It was a late Saturday morning and I was eating leftover room-temperature pizza on the floor of …
I Had Sex With a Real 40-Year-Old Virgin
This tale of getting tail takes place in The Middle of Nowhere, Nevada, in one of the dozen or so legal brothels still standing post-pandemic where I, dear reader, am …
I Went Down on a Stranger in a French Alleyway
“Take a picture of me,” I said, my knees nearly touching the dusty ground of the alleyway. It was June, a hot and humid summer in the South of France, …