Robert F. Kennedy Jr. will never be president. That’s just a fact. There’s a higher chance that Ron DeSantis will win the presidency, and that’s also not happening unless a plane carrying Biden crashes into a plane carrying every other Republican primary candidate including Trump. More importantly, RFK Jr. absolutely should not be allowed to become president, and it has nothing to do with him being a crackpot conspiracy theorist. It’s because he’s one of those monsters who go barefoot on planes.
RFK Jr. was photographed barefoot on an American Airlines flight earlier this month, TMZ reports. We don’t have the rights to publish the photo, so if you’re one of those sickos who actually want to see the feet pic, you’ll have to click the TMZ link. Just know that if you do, we’re all judging you. Anyway, not only did RFK Jr. have the audacity to take both his shoes and socks off, but according to the man who took the photo, he walked to the bathroom barefoot.
Yes, the piss-splattered airplane bathroom. Barefoot. One of the most disgusting things that anyone can do on a flight. Sure, he was in first class, but it’s not like rich-person piss is any less disgusting than regular-person piss. Anyone who goes barefoot on a plane is a monster, but going to the bathroom barefoot takes it to another level. And no, you don’t get an exception if you go to the bathroom while still wearing your socks. That might even be worse since they’ll just soak up the piss and then marinate your feet in it.
If you need further proof that being barefoot on a plane is disgusting and disqualifying, it’s important to note that the person who took the photo isn’t some woke leftist who I would agree with on most things politically. It was a far-right cretin who I probably agree with on nothing politically. And yet, here we are both saying the same thing: RFK Jr. taking his socks and shoes off on that flight was disgusting, and he should not be president. Who would’ve guessed?